
Sparta Puss, about 1 minute of scribbling
Greetings hairless apes. Sparta Puss here, taking over the pooter box once again. It’s been a while but I’ve been busy, y’know, eating, sleeping, getting a little chunky to keep me warm through the winter, usual stuff. Something called Christmas happened and my bald monkeys gave me a tree to climb and it was full of baubles for me to throw around and I had lots of pretty paper to shred around the house and something called tinsel that I really enjoy swallowing because it makes the furless simians quite hysterical. And so many new boxes to sit in. They took the tree away a few days ago but they’re still finding baubles around the house. I hid them. Hah! And then I dumped a dead rat by the windowsill of the monkeys’ bedroom and the she-ape got even more hysterical than when I ate the tinsel. Bwahahahaha!!!!!

Sparta Puss, about 4 minutes of scribbling
The she-ape’s been making scribbles with dirt from a stick onto some paper and claiming that it looks like me again. She’s an idiot.
LOVE Spartapuss. The two wolves who live with us just try to drink out of the tree stand. 😉
She doesn’t need any encouragement lol
Now Sparta Puss *stern look* it is your duty to be artist’s model once in a while, all cats here agree. And it really does look quite like you. Cats here say the thing with the rat, though, that’s acceptable once in a while. (sorry Rosie, they made me write that)
I know exactly what you’re going through. Resistance is futile.
Howling with laughter down under! Go Sparta puss!
She doesn’t need any encouragement 😡