So the hairless apes are out gallivanting tonight, going to see a band. That’s a bunch of bald monkeys who bang stuff and make a lit of noise. And the other furless simians bounce around for hours. Then they come home. How ridiculous. I shall stay on my cushion on the cushion on the cushion on the bed in the quiet. Like the sensible sentient being I am.
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Sparta Puss, you are a paragon. But then you know that.😊
I hope that isn’t rude! Sparta Puss
Actually, I am a purragon 😸
Of course you are Sparta Puss. Just another silly mistake from a hairless ape.
I forgive you.
Ah Sparta, I just love you!
MeMe, Pippin & Fiona send love (and hissy fits) your way.
Of course you love me. I am a cat and you are a monkey. Sparta Puss. 😼
😂hahahaha!
Sparta Puss, I know a couple of other beings similar to you.
Not QUITE the same, though. Sparta Puss.
Marvelous, SpartaPuss! Ultraviolet sends greetings! I think she’d actually like to go with us when we go out though, she parks by the door.
I don’t think that Ultraviolet would like to go where my monkeys have been, noisy and full of hairless apes bouncing around. Better to stay by the door. Sparta Puss.