Hiya. Sparta Puss here. I’ve managed to get my paws on the Pooter Box again while the fur-less monkeys aren’t paying attention. I’ve been having such fun with one-eyed Ming The Merciless who shares the idiot apes with me. The simian slackers went for a day out yesterday and, well, to paraphrase a well-known saying, “While the apes are away, the cats will play.” And boy, did we play.
First off, we wee-ed on the kitchen floor …. tee hee …… And then, I caught a rat and let it loose in the house ……. hahahaha ….. And THEN, Ming the Merciless vomited all down the back of the central heating boiler, too far down for them to reach to clean it up …. WAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH…… 😀
It was sooooo funny when they came home and ran around flapping their arms and shrieking and mopping up cat wee and setting rat traps and cleaning up rat droppings and trying to get down the back of the boiler and failing and then burning scented candles all night so they didn’t retch. It’s enough to make a cat laugh. And we did!
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Nice one, Sparta Puss! Loved the way you and Ming showed your backs to the apes on their return. I hope they understood your disapproval of their decision to abandon you for the day.
She doesn’t need any encouragement.
You stay out of this, ape!
😛
That’ll teach you to go out and enjoy yourself…….without the cats.
One day they’ll wreck the place 😦
I sure hope your cats don’t start talking to my cats…
:)If they can find a way, they will ;
Have your cats been talking to my cats?
I suspect so ……… 😉