The Stinky Rat

5 Jun

05 sparta

Greetings hairless apes. Sparta Puss here. It’s been a while; I’ve been busy sleeping, eating, hunting, sleeping….. The trained primates disappeared for a couple of days last week and left Ming and myself alone in the house overnight with an automatic food dispenser. Result!

Soon got bored with over-eating so I caught a rat and brought it back and chewed it a bit and let it go in the kitchen and it ran into a cupboard where I couldn’t get to it and it died. Then the monkeys came home. I didn’t let on. Just waited a few days until the vile stench started. Well, the apes went crazy trying to find out what the smell was and where it was coming from. Soooooo funny. It’s quite hot at the moment and the smell’s been getting stronger, really ripe.

Finally, this evening, the he-monkey searched all the cupboards and found the stinky rat. The she-ape screamed the place down. Soooooooo funny. They should make a bit more effort to keep the place clean, in my opinion.

The she-ape lit smelly candles all over the house and then banned me from playing with the pretty fire bit! Here are some scratchy lines the she-monkey did earlier. She says it’s me. She’s an idiot.

6 Responses to “The Stinky Rat”

  1. Magill June 6, 2013 at 19:25 #

    Her distaste for you is pretty funny. Sorry you came home to a ripe house, though!

  2. marystreasurechest June 6, 2013 at 06:29 #

    I enjoyed reading about Sparta Puss. Like the way you get the animals to do the talking. A girl after my own heart. Spotty dig sometimes puts up a blog on my site.

    • Rosie Scribblah June 6, 2013 at 14:55 #

      I’m sure Sparta would love to swap stories about the hairless apes with Spotty 🙂

  3. anna warren portfolio June 6, 2013 at 01:03 #

    Love it! Great sketches, great story.

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