“Greetings Hoomins. Sparta Puss here. It’s been too long since I last got my paws on the Pooter Box. The she-monkey has been keeping me away from it! The hairless apes have been busy faffing around in the house and garden, they say we’re moving. I don’t know what that means but things around here are much tidier than they used to be. They’ve made me a new lawn to lie on and sometimes they put a rug and cushions on it for me. I don’t know why she left a book there though, it’s not edible and it doesn’t run away for me to chase it. Useless thing. Stoopid Hoomins. Ciao Miao.”
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