Greetings hairless apes. Sparta Puss here. I have taken control of the bald monkeys’ pooter box while they are distracted. The she-ape was cutting some soft floppy stuff called vinyl just now because she has to print it in the morning and I thought I’d be helpful and lend her a paw. She was not happy about it, the ungrateful chimp. “Not a good idea with such sharp tools around”, she squealed. They all squeal you know, the monkeys. She locked me out of the room! So I got my paws on the ‘pooter box and now I can tell the world what an idiot she is.
And yes, that is a zombie garden gnome in the background. Stupid monkeys.
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If the she-monkey does not appreciate your assistance with her art work, then clearly it is better to develop your own work. I loved your recent pieces ‘Slipper with Vomit’ and ‘Headless Dead Rat’.
Oh how I wish they were dead and headless, instead of live, feisty and very very angry!
Oh Spartapuss you look so beautiful… and a little bit fierce 😀
I am both beautiful and very fierce. Thank you for recognising this. Not bad for a hairless ape.
I get no respect when carving, either. Was thinking about 2 I am ready to carve- looking forward to it quite a bit.
Soon, I hope.
They are clueless! 😊
Sparta Puss,
Take my advice and stay away from the hairless ape’s sharp tools. You already have some built-in sharp tools. Why would you need hers, too? Greetings from far away, Guy Noir, who lives with some pretty dumb humans, too.
Thanks for the tip, Guy Noir.
Sparta Puss x