I Am Sparta Puss! And my simians are away for a few days and they’ve left us with a kitty-sitter, a hairless she-ape who gives me treats on demand. She’s well trained. She’s lived with cats before, I can tell, she knows her place. Here’s one of my places, lying flat out on a pair of monkey legs in front of a fire. The monkey complains that her legs hurt. She implies that I’m a bit on the heavy side! She’s an idiot.
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Just remember Sparta, you hairless ape did find you a kitty sitter that will give you treats. Not such a silly simian after all.
They know the retribution that will ensue if I am displeased. Hah!
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Well, Sparta, at least you are consistent in your depiction of bi-peds as idiots.
That’s easy enough, they’re all idiots hah!