Sparta Puss here. The hairless monkeys are away for a few days and Ming The Merciless and I have a kitty sitter, a pleasant enough she-ape who can be persuaded to give me bigger portions than my simian servants do. My usual she-ape calls herself an artist which means that she stares at me while rubbing a tube with dirt in the middle of it onto a piece of paper. Then she shows it to me and says, “Look Sparta, that’s you”. What an idiot. No wonder I look so cross 😡
Paws On The Pooter: 7
9 Dec- Comments 7 Comments
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- Author Rosie Scribblah
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Inspired by drawings of the taxidermy collection at Swansea Museum. I have given these antique artefacts a modern twist by combining them with images of rubbish – old fruit nets, bubble wrap and plastic – highlighting the problem of human pollution and how it affects wildlife.
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Me and my model
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My partner, says that you are a real intellectual. (We are sadly missing our girl who has gone to the big mohair blanket in the sky, so appreciate any condescension you are happy to share).
Of course I am an intellectual, your partner shows great perspicacity…. for an ape! Hah!
Yes, you are a sourpuss.
:p
Kitty looks annoyed. That is such a cat thing. Why do they find us so annoying??!!
Because you are idiots of course :p
haha!