Paws On The Pooter: 7

9 Dec

cross and purring

Sparta Puss here. The hairless monkeys are away for a few days and Ming The Merciless and I have a kitty sitter, a pleasant enough she-ape who can be persuaded to give me bigger portions than my simian servants do. My usual she-ape calls herself an artist which means that she stares at me while rubbing a tube with dirt in the middle of it onto a piece of paper. Then she shows it to me and says, “Look Sparta, that’s you”. What an idiot. No wonder I look so cross 😡

7 Responses to “Paws On The Pooter: 7”

  1. Leonie Andrews December 11, 2017 at 12:23 #

    My partner, says that you are a real intellectual. (We are sadly missing our girl who has gone to the big mohair blanket in the sky, so appreciate any condescension you are happy to share).

    • Rosie Scribblah December 11, 2017 at 21:14 #

      Of course I am an intellectual, your partner shows great perspicacity…. for an ape! Hah!

  2. Alli Farkas December 10, 2017 at 20:18 #

    Yes, you are a sourpuss.

  3. alethakuschan December 10, 2017 at 18:52 #

    Kitty looks annoyed. That is such a cat thing. Why do they find us so annoying??!!

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